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First the bad news. I expected to give
this album an overwhelming 5 because Ms. M has perhaps the most
stunning voice in modern country music. From her pure country
heartache songs, like her early "Cheap Whiskey," to
the earth-shattering power of her gazillions-of-awards-winning
smash of "Independence Day," I have been an avid worshipper
at her altar.
That is why the fact that I'm not swinging
from the chandeliers disappoints me. But hey, a mildly disappointing
album from this monster voice is still a hell of a lot better
than another 5 Star level album from a teeny bopper. I guess
my adoration of Martina here is a strike against her, and it
pains me, but that's the breaks.
Mainly it bothers me because this is not
really a fault of the songs. None of them flat out SUCK and they
are all solidly constructed. It's certainly no fault of Martina's
still ASTOUNDING voice. I am afraid, ladies and gentlemen, the
problem here, as often happens, is this time the star was given
her own chance to PRODUCE. While she hasn't done a HORRID job,
well, letting even the most talented kids play in sandboxes ain't
gonna get you an Eiffel tower if said kids' talents lie elsewhere.
We know there's talent to kill for in those
stunning pipes of Martina's, but I'm sorry. Maybe she should
be kept away from the knobs and spinners, because the production
of nearly HALF this album is just, well, OFF.
"Do What You Do" is a dandy song
that gets lost from trying to be too "COOL." If MM
pushed this song, it would be killer. "Anything's Better
Than The Blues" is a killer idea, but it's so damn slow,
one wonders when it should end. It should be rockin' instead
- not taking forever. "There You Are" takes an already
hard-to-get-across-without-being silly premise, then adds too
many violins and Martina suddenly gets Celine Dion disease. It
could be a nice song but she ain't singing about a sunken boat,
folks.
"From The Ashes" SHOULD have
screaming vocals and some swirling mass crescendo for the power
its lyrics have, but instead it just sits there. This is a tragic
misstep, since the song's lyrics chilled me to the bone in print.
Not to mention it has some ungodly bizarre drum brush lick at
the beginning that sounds so friggin' WEIRD I had to check to
see if my CD player was skipping. The final cut, what could have
been a killer divorce song called "This Uncivil War,"
well what the HELL is that weird electric fiddle lick at the
beginning? It's all a shame.
But, enough bad news. The rest of this
album makes it worth 10 prices simply because it's Martina being
Martina. The chipper and irresistible "I Love You"
from the movie "Runaway Bride" is already a huge smash.
"Make Me Believe" and "Love's The Only House"
kill every naysayer who say that there is no good modern country
music. "It's My Time" shows off that soaring voice
in killer lyrics about both angry sides of a broken marriage.
"Good Bye" is heartbreaking and cool, with its '70s
country intro, and "Anything And Everything," with
its sparse guitar and vocal, takes MM into Sarah McLachlan/Jewel
Land, but this time the experiment works.
An IFFY Martina Album is worth 100 of many
others, but someone should still keep her away from the controls
next time. It's no sin to realize you are a superstar in one
thing, but maybe shouldn't go do something else Martina. Michael
Jordan ring a bell? |