November, 2001

vol 5, num 1

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It's always dangerous to push the boundaries musically. A lot of guys get confused, thinking that if what they're putting down is something that can't be listened to for more than 30 seconds then it's great stuff and anyone who doesn't think so just doesn't get it. These, unfortunately, are the guys who get a lot of attention. The guys who really, quietly, nudge the boundaries yet never forget what music is have to put out their own CDs and slave away night after night at nameless bars and work day gigs.

Spottiswoode & His Enemies would fall into the latter category. Their self-titled debut is a bit of a Trojan horse, an explosion marketed as a  CD. Listening to this is like coming home and finding that your house has been taken over by a drag queen party, with Tom Waits fronting Morphine for entertainment and catering by David Lynch. That would be Tom Waits without the restraint. Oh, yeah, and the whole house is turned upside down, too.

Everything you know isn't just wrong; it's been utterly changed. "Rattle The Bars" sets the tone for what's to come. It's about a prison wedding where the bride is the singer, and warbles in an offkey baritone about his wedding dress and about his plan to strangle the warden with his wedding veil. And things get further out from there! "She's Not In Love, She's In Pain" is about masochistic relationships ---surprise--- while "Heaven"....I'm not sure what "Heaven" is about and I'm not all that sure I want to know. "Nothing's What It Seems" is perhaps the CD's most appropriate track, and basically sets the mode for the whole package, which includes a CD booklet full of photos from Spottiswoode's wedding. But nothing on this earth will prepare you for"Enfant Terrible," a nightmare of a track which gives a tongue in cheek treatment to kiddie porn, among other things. The lyrics to just about everything on this CD will make you want to crawl out of your skin, yet they're so well-written, and the music is so goddamned good, that you're going to be torn between hitting the eject button and playing this track, and others, over and over and over.

Spottiswoode has a distinctive, as opposed to a good, voice, a flat baritone with a limited range. He does not, however, make the mistake that so many artists do, in that his tracks are tailored to the limitations of his vocals. His Enemies, however, don't seem to have any instrumental limitations at all.

I don't know what they sound like live, but if the CD is any indication (and these days, who knows, but give 'em the benefit of the doubt) they are tight enough to function as a cohesive unit but loose enough so that when Spottiswoode swerves down some musical alley they can pick up and go right with him. The wind instruments --- sax, trumpet, and flute, among others --- give the music a jazzy swagger that is at once inappropriate and absolutely great. There is no point of reference on this CD, to genre, topic, or anything else, so as a result the listener never has any idea what the hell is going to happen minute for minute. And it all works, dead on the money, every single time.

These guys aren't just ahead of their time. They're outside of time. Spottiswoode and His Enemies is one of those bands that other bands will go to see and crib from, watering down the music to make CDs that will sell millions of copies while Spottiswoode continues to labor in obscurity. Catch the future of music now at the source.

Artist Spottiswoode
Title Spottiswoode and his Enemies
Label Rumpelstiltskin Records
Reviewer Joe Hartlaub
Rating
website Spottiswoode Online
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