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Artist: The Vandals
Title: "Look What I Almost Stepped In;
Label: Nitro Records
Reviewed by: Vinnie Apicella
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I'll tell ya, this one's worth the price of admission just to view the cover. It's great! You've got this matador, red cape draped over one arm, standing proudly exhibiting the steamy mess he was agile enough to avoid while the waiting bull stands idly by, arms folded with an expression of bewilderment! So, do we get an idea of what to expect here? A quirky, offbeat and hyper reactionary new release that follows on '98s "Hitler Bad, Vandals Good" and takes their well established idea of punk rock hilarity to yet another intoxicating level - if that's possible after fifteen years worth of badgering listeners with their cattle prod-like exuberance.

Reminiscent of something like The Descendants/All conglomerate, and maybe even The Offspring in their more commercially active moments, are "The New You" and "Jackass" the perfect radio hits? Could be, but why start now? Imagine the little schoolboy down the block. He goes to school each morning, dressed in that cute little suit and drippy haircut and basically acts the part until recess and then look out! They have this clean cut way about them, musically polished, frightfully dexterous and well-groomed, but you know right around the corner comes this F-word spewing, vindictive little son of a bitch that's ready to raise hell.

Fourteen tracks of pure adrenaline, presented with a half-eaten tongue in cheek, no more, that counters every politically correct stance and statement you've ever identified with serious-minded street punks. Charming, disarming and altogether bloated in excess, "Look What I Almost Stepped In" is a disgustingly fun dirt bath of a record that will continue to overflow into the sea of tranquillity as they playfully continue to pollute this genre, bending fine art of instrumental interplay.