They say that variety is the spice of life, but if
you have too much, your stew might get a bit
funny-tasting. That's kind of what is going on with
Philbryte's latest solo outing, "Preservative
Affirmative." The guy does a decent job with a number
of differing styles of rock, funk, hip-hop, etc., but
by the time you get to the end, you're not sure you
know what you just listened to. There's just too many
differing moods to the disc to provide any consistency
to the overall product.
Pfilbryte's lyrics run the gamut from touching to the
absurdist, with stops at just about every station in
between. The title track is a prime example of the
latter. Set to a funky soundtrack (think "Was Not Was"
from the late 80s), the album opener has the
protagonist diving into his Fruit Loops and meeting a
"bullfrog with 40 billion eyes," before getting
rescued by the "funky germicide." Basically, it's an
ode to preservative, from ascorbic acid to Yellow No.
6. Skip along the tracks, and you'll come across
Beatle-esque harmonies ("And Nothin' "), rap album
like pointless interludes (something about needing
someone to "set a pick at the free throw line of
life"), and a track whose title tells you all you need
to know about what it sounds like,
"Suburbancooltriphopmixofpop." And, after all that,
you're only four track into a 20-cut album.
That said, it's still possible to hype up the artist,
and go on to say that there are plenty of things to
cheer among the pieces on "Preservative Affirmative."
For one thing, the guy has a healthy appreciation for
the tales of his youth nursery rhymes. There's one
song entitled, "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" which
floats along on a progressive vibe before breaking out
in another suitably psychedelic Beatle-esque chorus.
Another song, "Old King Cole," teaches us why he was
such a merry old soul, featuring verses that sound
like the Primus song, "Wynona's Big Brown Beaver.".
The best of the kiddie lit songs is "The Happy Cat," a
re-telling of the Alice in Wonderland story from the
Cheshire Cat's point of view, which includes thoughts
like "The Silly Twins run around/Singing songs/Telling
Tales, that's what it's all about."
As is probably fitting for a collection like
this, the best songs on "Preservative Affirmative"
come from wildly differing directions. On "I Like
Beer," Pfilbryte whips out the frat boy persona with
an anthemic chant along ode to, well, beer. The
cheerleader-chorus brought in to chant, "Go Pfilbryte,
it's your birthday!" is a nice touch. So is the song,
"Bicycle," a great example of the kind of low-key pop
genius that Beck and Mark Elliott (The Eels) possess.
A sample of an accordion serenade that precedes the
track is subtly woven into the background of the song,
a flute solo floats over the second verse, and the
outro is a layered jumble of all the vocal tracks that
came earlier in the song, and it all works out
perfectly.
The single best track, however, is "Believe in
Me." Opening with a low-key hip hop groove underlying
a heartfelt self-examination (brought on by a phone
call from Jesus), it evolves into a progressive, aural
feast. The long, exquisitely textured guitar solo
evokes thoughts of David Gilmour ("Pink Floyd") and is
worth a few repeated listens, especially through a
pair of headphones.
Like I said earlier, there's plenty to like on
this disc, but when the style keep shifting from song
to song to the degree that Pfilbryte mixes things up
on, "Preservatives Affirmative," it's hard to really
get into the album as a whole. It's better, and far
more easily, digested in pieces.