When listening to the CD "Immaculate Contraption" by Bentmen, my first
reaction is "What the fuck is this?". Parts of the CD are mind-blowing and
parts are almost unlistenable. It gets more accessible with repeated listens,
however. I don't know if the CD grows on you or if instead it somehow warps
your brain to where you begin to appreciate the bizarre.
No matter what the case, this is music from someone a lot weirder than me
(and God help us that someone fitting that description exists).
Picture industrial and goth meeting the Rocky Horror Picture Show and you
have a start at least at describing some of the music on this CD. I'd like to
do better than that, but I'm not sure words have been invented that describe
what truly happens on this CD.
The CD starts off innocently enough with the first minute or so of "Holy
Man" lulling the listener into believing that this is a somewhat normal
fairly quiet CD. Then the band exponentially increases the noise level and
lead singer Des sucks the listener into the Bentmen universe with his Tim
Curry meets Ozzy Osbourne vocals. The second song, "Lobster Bib," sounding
like a Primus/Mr. Bungle hybrid, starts off with some good guitar work but
winds down into a dark operatic montage that sets the stage for the rest of
the CD and is the first sign that maybe the listener might want to keep the
skip button handy.
There is actually good music throughout the CD (even when it comes in
small doses.) However, Bentmen are a breed unto themselves, and what they
consider listenable or even what they consider music don't necessarily
constitute what even the slightly unaverage listener considers listenable.
Songs like "My Sisters Eyes" and "Gods New Mother" start off really well and
up to a point are some of my favorite songs on the CD. However, there is a
point in most of the songs where they become something of the band's vision
and it is a vision that my mind is incapable of grasping.
If I were going to introduce a listener to the Bentmen (and be prepared
for a VERY weird introduction,) I'd play one of the last two tracks. The
second to last track, "Antithesis," is a high octane burner reminiscent of
"The Trial" from Pink Floyd's Wall CD, with a flight of the bumblebee on
crystal meth guitar riff and vocals from the deepest darkest metal jungles.
"Flatfoot," the last track, is probably the most accessible track on the
album, starting with an almost funky beat. It features probably the most
fitting lyric of the entire CD: "This is where we rearrange your mind."
According to the press kit and also from images on the CD cover, Bentmen
apparently employ a lot of visuals and theatrics in their live shows. Perhaps
some of the music that I deem unlistenable on the CD might make more sense
with the visual aspect included. I might say "This is sick, twisted
brilliance" instead of "Maybe I should skip to the next song." However, point
being, this is unusual music created by an unusual band and there are flashes
of good musicianship here. If you like goth and insdustrial, and don't mind
something that seemingly comes from another plane of existance, you might
like this. As it is, however, I think this CD was a good EP with a few too
many songs added to it.